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Sunday, December 25, 2011

The Holiday Devil




HO HO HO.  I know.  I know.  It's been a while.  What can I say?  The Wierd 2 Me gang slacked off so their high royal leader, Wierd Chic, slacked off too.  And they say Hitler was compulsive...

It's Christmas.  2 more hours left.  More/less hours in other time zones.  Here's something to keep you scared and awake all night, in good ole Wierd christmas fashion:

Wierd Christmas Celebrations Around the World.  Check it out here, before the Krampus (The Holiday Devil) comes to get you.  That's It!  (dramatic pause) I change my non pc views 2pts north of the Eastern Europeans.  They might smell/look like ogreish hairy cabbages, but they sure come up with awesome ways to scare the shit out of kids.

Enjoy & Merry Christmassss666666

Monday, July 11, 2011

But What If You're Not Tall Enough?

Monday, December 27, 2010

See Me Make Snarky References of All Our Beloved Figures

His party may have suffered a shellacking in November's elections, but President Obama remains the unchallenged champion on another front: For the third year in a row, he is by far the most admired man in America. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton continues an even longer run, ranked in the USA TODAY/Gallup Poll as the most admired woman for the ninth straight year. Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin is second, as she was in 2009.
Most Admired Man 1. Barack Obama - warmongerer, socialist, not as important a Hawaiian as Magnum PI 2. George W. Bush - warmongerer, waterboarder, traded Sammy Sosa 3. Bill Clinton - warmongerer, serial philanderer, fat 4. Nelson Mandela - commie, not as inspiring as Morgan Freeman 5. Bill Gates - monopolist thief, nerd 6. (tied) Pope Benedict XVI - pederast protector, German 6. (tied) Billy Graham - anti-semite, kid's a loon 8. (tied) Jimmy Carter - Anti-Israeli fanatic, belief in his body as a separate body of the State Department, pussy 8. (tied) Glenn Beck - bark-raving lunatic, might have aneurysm on camera 10. The Dalai Lama - kid, then senior, that a bunch of religious crazies thought was important, but actually isn't, psych! Most Admired Woman 1. Hillary Clinton - self-righteous bully, liar, serial narcissist, killed Vince Foster 2. Sarah Palin - crazy, liar, proudly ignorant, lady basketball player 3. Oprah Winfrey - where's MY free stuff, dammit? 4. Michelle Obama - she'll stick that food down your kid's throat, goddammit 5. Condoleezza Rice - every time she plays that piano, a little Iraqi kid blows up 6. Queen Elizabeth - see the Dalai Lama 7. Angelina Jolie - depletes Third World countries of half their foodstuffs - wait, did I say that? I meant 'children' 8. Margaret Thatcher - British 9. (tied) Aung San Suu Kyi - Do you really expect me to Google her? 9. (tied) Laura Bush - killed ex-bf in car crash 9. (tied) Barbara Bush - keeps dead fetus in jar, see (Man, 2)

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

WE ARE CURRENTLY UNDER LOW BUDGET REMODELING.


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