His party may have suffered a shellacking in November's elections, but President Obama remains the unchallenged champion on another front: For the third year in a row, he is by far the most admired man in America.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton continues an even longer run, ranked in the USA TODAY/Gallup Poll as the most admired woman for the ninth straight year. Former Alaska governor Sarah Palin is second, as she was in 2009.
Most Admired Man
1. Barack Obama - warmongerer, socialist, not as important a Hawaiian as Magnum PI
2. George W. Bush - warmongerer, waterboarder, traded Sammy Sosa
3. Bill Clinton - warmongerer, serial philanderer, fat
4. Nelson Mandela - commie, not as inspiring as Morgan Freeman
5. Bill Gates - monopolist thief, nerd
6. (tied) Pope Benedict XVI - pederast protector, German
6. (tied) Billy Graham - anti-semite, kid's a loon
8. (tied) Jimmy Carter - Anti-Israeli fanatic, belief in his body as a separate body of the State Department, pussy
8. (tied) Glenn Beck - bark-raving lunatic, might have aneurysm on camera
10. The Dalai Lama - kid, then senior, that a bunch of religious crazies thought was important, but actually isn't, psych!
Most Admired Woman
1. Hillary Clinton - self-righteous bully, liar, serial narcissist, killed Vince Foster
2. Sarah Palin - crazy, liar, proudly ignorant, lady basketball player
3. Oprah Winfrey - where's MY free stuff, dammit?
4. Michelle Obama - she'll stick that food down your kid's throat, goddammit
5. Condoleezza Rice - every time she plays that piano, a little Iraqi kid blows up
6. Queen Elizabeth - see the Dalai Lama
7. Angelina Jolie - depletes Third World countries of half their foodstuffs - wait, did I say that? I meant 'children'
8. Margaret Thatcher - British
9. (tied) Aung San Suu Kyi - Do you really expect me to Google her?
9. (tied) Laura Bush - killed ex-bf in car crash
9. (tied) Barbara Bush - keeps dead fetus in jar, see (Man, 2)
